H.L. Mencken, from Wikipedia
"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it."
OTOH, you can feel fortunate that I don't feel compelled to duel with Chandra over Ghandi quotes. He keeps enough coming to keep me satisfied. As long as he doesn't start quoting Chandra Bose, we'll all be OK.
Did you fay funfing? - One of my favourite knockers I've come across in London (still in Chiswick)
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