H.L. Mencken, from Wikipedia
"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it."
OTOH, you can feel fortunate that I don't feel compelled to duel with Chandra over Ghandi quotes. He keeps enough coming to keep me satisfied. As long as he doesn't start quoting Chandra Bose, we'll all be OK.
Maybe the bike shop can fix it - Anything with spoked wheels or pedals or a chain drive is liable to show up at the repair shop. If any part or parts remind someone of a bicycle, the bike ...
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