Simple Green - Tired of Waiting - Let's See What Experts Say

I think we ought to see what Simple Green have to say for themselves. My foil seems unaffected. Eat aluminum - how do you make Simple Green do this? Snopes says nothing on the subject. Simple Green PROMISES a response within 72 hours.

I'll be interested to hear what they say. I use Simple Green often, because it gets stuff clean without damaging it. When doing the concours circuit, I discovered a lot of stuff that WOULD eat stuff, but never Simple Green. Castrol Cleaner, for example, I discovered would remove the paint from the underside of a greasy Jaguar bonnet. Good thing I had touchup paint. Easy Off also makes good paint remover and it WILL eat aluminum - and pretty quick.


Since the graphic at right is much larger than the solid info, I thought this was also a good opportunity for a few engineer jokes:

To the optimist, the glass is half full, to the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.
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Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.